Children say whatever is on their mind since they haven’t yet learned most of the social rules that keep us from blurting out our every thought.
David to three women standing in line together at Walmart:
“Are you all grandmas?”
Good grief! Why didn’t he just tell them they looked old? They did all have gray hair. Funny thing is, neither of his grandmothers have gray hair or look old. Because, a-hem, they of course are not old. (Hi, Mom and Mom-in-law.)
To the doctor:
“Who’s that?” David points to the doctor’s ID Badge that showcases a photo that was obviously taken several years ago.
“Who does it look like?” the doctor responds.
David studies the doctor and the photo for a minute, “You!”
“Yep, that’s me.”
“Uh-huh. When you were young and handsome.”
Why is there never a table to crawl under when you need one?
*grin* Guess what? You get to start doing it yourself in about, oh, 50 years or so. I can’t take my 85 year old grandma anywhere. The dementia breaks down all social barriers and she’ll tell anyone ANYTHING. The sex stories are the worst…
that is too funny!
That is fabulous. You have to love the lack of filter speech you get with kids. They may embarrass the daylights out of us, but it all comes full circle 🙂
Too funny! You never know what kids will say!
Kids are so funny! They will say anything that comes to mind.
LOL! I’m so sorry that you were embarrassed by it all, but that’s hilarious! 🙂