The search engine terms that bring people to Mommie Daze never cease to entertain me. Some of them are funny while others are down right scary. Some are so twisted I can’t even list them here.
Push up bathing suit for flat chested girls – Nope. You’re in the wrong place for that.
Reasons to cane your husband – I’m very concerned for this man.
Side dish for brats – Someone hasn’t been eating their peas again. (OK. I think that’s brats as in bratwurst. I hope.)
Calories burned day to day by motherhood – Not nearly enough. Not nearly enough.
Short shorts girls hairy – Eeww!
Change your husband – This search term shows up at least once every single day of every month. If only I knew the secret. I’d be bigger than Oprah. (Not that there’s anything I’d change about you dear.)