The search engine terms that bring people to Mommie Daze never cease to entertain me. Some of them are funny while others are down right scary. Some are so twisted I can’t even list them here.
Push up bathing suit for flat chested girls – Nope. You’re in the wrong place for that.
Reasons to cane your husband – I’m very concerned for this man.
Side dish for brats – Someone hasn’t been eating their peas again. (OK. I think that’s brats as in bratwurst. I hope.)
Calories burned day to day by motherhood – Not nearly enough. Not nearly enough.
Short shorts girls hairy – Eeww!
Change your husband – This search term shows up at least once every single day of every month. If only I knew the secret. I’d be bigger than Oprah. (Not that there’s anything I’d change about you dear.)
I’m a new reader of your blog and I just wanted to tell you that I love it!
Thanks Sarah! What a nice comment to find in my in box this morning. You made my day.
How do you find these, Colleen? My hubby and I are also concerned for the man whose wife is searching for reasons to cane him.
WordPress shows you popular search terms on your Stats page. You can find them under Referrals on Sitemeter. I imagine you’re supposed to use them to keep track of Keywords for SEO, but I just like to read them because they make me laugh.
That’s too funny. I get some real doozies too sometimes. However, none are currently coming to mind. Darn it.