David: Mommie! Come here!
Me: What? What is it? Are you O.K.?
David: Um, Mommie? What kind of bug is that?”
Me: Is that all you wanted? Uh, it’s a Japanese Beetle.
David: (Pausing for a minute as the wheels turned in his little head.) How did it get all the way to my house from Japanese?
Me: You mean Japan?
David: Uh-huh. Isn’t Japanese–
David: Yeah, Japan too far away?
Me: They emigrated David. It’s a Japanese-American Beetle.