I had a fantastic idea for a post while I was eating lunch today.
It was funny. It was clever.
It would have Rocked. Your. World.
But…
I can’t remember for the life of me what it was.
I need to start carrying a notebook around with me to write that stuff down in I guess.
Right now I’m watching the Big Game with Dave. I’m not a Texas fan or a ‘Bama fan. But I like sayin’, “ROOOOOOL TIDE!”
It’s fun.
More fun than sayin’ “Go Irish.” Go. Go try and actually win a game.
Maybe I’ll switch loyalties.
I do like the color red.
Am I the only woman who’s ever rooted for a team based on the color coordination of their uniforms?
Ooh, I can’t stand those ugly brown and orange uniforms the Cleveland Browns wear.
I mean, I get it. The Browns must have brown on their uniforms, but there are other colors that compliment brown that are so much nicer.
How about a lovely Tiffany blue with the brown. Very mod.
What? Not manly enough?
And looking like a giant Tootsie Roll is?
Uh-oh.
Dave’s yelling out football terms I don’t understand at the TV. Things must not be going well.
He’s cheering for ‘Bama.
He lived in Alabama for six months when he was a kid.
Not that you care. Just thought I’d throw that in there.
Oh, and I’m against the BCS ranking system by the way. I don’t know why. I just like to be contrary.
Are these one and two sentence paragraphs getting on your nerves yet?
I’m running out of stupid things to say, and I still can’t remember my award winning post idea. So I guess I’ll go.
‘Bama is ahead now, and Dave’s getting bored. He switched the channel to FOX News. He’s yelling out things at politicians instead.
Oh, before I go…
I’m posting my first Vlog here on MommieDaze tomorrow.
All the cool kids are doing it.
So if you ever wondered what I really look like or sound like (You probably haven’t), stay tuned.
Just remember the camera adds 10
or 20
or 30
pounds.
The “Browns” are not named after a color, but for
Paul Brown, their first coach when the original
NFL was founded by a group of professional teams
playing in other leagues. Paul Brown went on to be the first coach of the Cincinnati Bengals in
the old AFL, before the NFL and AFL merged to
become the present NFL. The Browns were one of the more powerful and winning teams in the old NFL. After the Baltimore Colts were hijacked to
Indy, Browns owner Art Modell hijacked the Browns off to Baltimore. But the city of
Cleveland allowed him to get out of his long-term lease on the stadium by agreeing to
let the name stay in Cleveland. Hence, the
Baltimore Ravens. The present Cleveland Browns Team is an expansion team created to replace the original team. Several browns players
players lived within the Berea City School
District where your mother taught for 5 years.
Children of Browns players attended school in
that system. Today, the Browns Practice facilities are located in Berea near Baldwin-
Wallace College in Berea. All of which is within a mile of the hospital where you were born. So you ought to be a Browns fan after all. I grew up watching the Browns with players like Jim Brown (no relation) and Lou “The Toe” Groza, among others. Therefore, I
root against anyone playing the Ravens, and
still feel very luke warm about the Colts since both teams are hijacked teams with
long histories and great reputations in other
cities.
There! How is that? And I don’t even write a blog.
What ever happen to playing the National Anthem prior to a sporting event? America the Beautiful is a good song, but it’s not what I stand for and cover my heart. I’m kind of offended being a vet that they didn’t play it.