1. Stop licking your feet.
2. Wipe your butt in the bathroom, not the hallway.
3. You can’t have anymore ice cream until you put your pants on.
4. Do not lick your brother.
5. Keep the banana away from the dogs.
6. David, get off the guitar!
7. Don’t put your bother in a box.
8. NO! Don’t use the dog’s foot for a teething ring!
9. You do not talk about your penis at Sunday School.
10. As far as bodily fluids go, I think I’d rather be pooped on than puked on. It’s easier to clean up.
Yes, all these statements came out of either my mouth or my husband’s over the last 5 1/2 years.
hahahaha!!
i always say that it’s amazing, the things that come out of our kids mouths but sometimes it’s even more amazing what comes out of our own mouths!!
Lol – that’s funny. My husband turned to me the other day and said ‘you know it’s not normal to talk freely about boobs all the time, right?’ – had to laugh
Please stop grabbing mommy’s boobs.
Oh my gosh these are so classic! Thanks for making me smile this morning!!!
Just today I told my 3yo to stop licking the tv and his sister was not a toy. I am totally sympathetic to your list. I think I’ve said most of those things once within the past week 😉
Ha! Love these! What a great way to end the week.
i love this list! i hear myself say statements like those…and then i wonder what a non-parent would think if they happened to overhear me. i’m sure i’d be getting alot of head shaking and mumblings of “those people are nuts”!
I don’t know how many times I’ve said “No, we don’t play with each other’s penises!”
Stop pushing your brother over, it’s not funny, either of you!! (they were both laughing so hard when the older one was pushing the younger one over).
No, Jack, you can’t nurse your baby brother so stop pushing his face into your chest!
LOL Sad, but I’ve said quite a few of these!
The cat is not a dollie, take the dress off her!
Put the cookies away, it’s only 8am.
Just because you squeezed into it, it doesn’t mean it fits you.
So funny!
How about stop licking the dog!
Yes mommie and daddie want some private time, Katy,” To Kiss”, Yuck! Screaming around the house saying Gross, in her loudest voice.
Penis…not a play thing!
Don’ pee on your sister, or the dog!
Don’t pull the wings of the butterfly!
I find myself writing these down now. In years they will even be more funny!
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Funny! And if you were to say those things in public to your child no one would think twice. Try to say any of those to an adult in public. Good times!
I know! There are things I never would have thought I would’ve said before I had kids!
Wow, those look very familiar. I think I’ve said most of them at one time or another, lol.
Great list! Just yesterday, I said, Don’t stick your finger in your butt. Yikes.
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