Me: What was your favorite part about Kindergarten today?
David: The part where I got to do whatever I wanted.
Me: Did you make any new friends today?
David: Yeah, with a girl.
Me: Did you play with her at recess?
Me: Then how do you know if you’re friends?
David: ‘Cause I asked her if she wanted to be friends, and she said yes.
Me: But after you asked her you didn’t have any other interaction with her? You just asked her to be your friend, and walked away?
David: Those girls wouldn’t sit by me on the bus.
David: They said my backpack was too big.
Me: Why did you pull his hair?
David: He pulled my hair first.
Me: Do you have to pull his hair just because he pulled yours?