1. Supervise small children.
2. Operate heavy equipment. Powerful stand mixers at high speeds can fling large amounts of food product great distances.
3. Put away the milk. It will end up in the cupboard instead of the fridge.
4. Help your five year old with their homework. 2+2 will suddenly equal 5.
5. Shower. You won’t be able to remember if you just shampooed, or if you shampooed and conditioned, or if you did either, and you’ll be stuck in an endless loop of rinsing and repeating.
Ooooh! Been there done that! How about grocery shopping – you will have no idea what you bought and will probably end up with someone else’s cart at some point. Not that I know anything about it.
Heres hoping you get some sleep soon.
Love, love, love it!!! Hope you get some rest soon!
Hahaha! I totally agree! Nor should you work with your 1st grader on their spelling. My 1st grader corrected my spelling of “shirt” the other day, apparently I left out a letter…
AMEN!! Hah! My son is seven months old…will I ever sleep again?
@mamabear, Oh, sure. You’ll sleep again. When he’s, like, 18.
I do #5 all the time. It’s a lot of fun when you’re running late for work and you do that. Ugh.
Great list! And unfortunately very true!