1. At the grocery store I saw FiberPlus Antioxidants cereal, and I caught myself actually thinking, “Hmmm…that’s kind of a good idea.”
2. At another store I saw a pair of really cute shoes in my size ON SALE, and I put them back on the rack because I decided they didn’t look comfortable.
3. I started to write, “It was like trying to climb the Berlin Wall,” as a metaphor for something being difficult, then I realized that no one under 30 has heard of the Berlin Wall, and probably thinks East Germany is a soccer team.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go polish my walker.