1. Get that bear out of my face!
2. Get the fork off the wall!
3. Don’t put snow down your bother’s pants!
4. We don’t put Legos in our cereal.
5. No! Don’t lick the dog back!
6. Stop sitting on the cat!
7. Who put the Wii remote in the bathtub?
8. That better be chocolate on the window.
9. Please put pants on before you sit on the couch.
10. Don’t dip your toothbrush in the dog water!
And folks that is just a mere glimpse at the daily insanity that goes on in my house.
What crazy things did you say to your kids lately?
Why just today I uttered the words, NO! Don’t eat your diaper! As my 2 y/o son pretended to try and bite his dirty diaper instead of putting it in the trash.
Uncle Aaron and I laughed the hardest at #8. And we are wondering…was it really chocolate on the window?
Also, I am curious…for those of us w/o kids…yet…how ’bout an installment of Funny Things Wives Say To Their Husbands?
I’ve said..
1, 3, 5, 6, 9 and 10… LOL
Number 9 is frequently said round these parts!
http://www.pampersandpinot.com
I have warned my grandson that I will tell his parents not to have any kids; but he figured out after the second time that it was already too late.
While cooking dinner I explained to my 2 year old that the parakeets don’t like it when he pokes them with forks.
1. If you get up from your seat again, the piranhas will eat your toes. (and its corollary:)
2. Yes, you may be the Piranha Princess.
3. Do not head-butt your computer (yes, there is a story there. No, it’s not a happy one).
I’m sure there’s thousands more (I say some silly things to get their attentions), but that’s what comes to mind at this point.