1. Get that bear out of my face!
2. Get the fork off the wall!
3. Don’t put snow down your bother’s pants!
4. We don’t put Legos in our cereal.
5. No! Don’t lick the dog back!
6. Stop sitting on the cat!
7. Who put the Wii remote in the bathtub?
8. That better be chocolate on the window.
9. Please put pants on before you sit on the couch.
10. Don’t dip your toothbrush in the dog water!
And folks that is just a mere glimpse at the daily insanity that goes on in my house.
What crazy things did you say to your kids lately?