Me: So I was thinking… You know, besides the fact that it’s immoral and everything, I wouldn’t murder someone, because it’s too much work.
Me: It would be too much work. You know, having to clean it all up. I don’t like cleaning. And all that planning to cover it up so you can get away with it?
Dave: So you’re not at all worried about going jail?
Me: Yes, but that’s what I’m saying. It takes a lot of work to not get caught. People get caught because they’re lazy. They don’t think it through, and plan it out. I don’t want to do that all that work.
Dave: So what you’re telling me is that you’re too lazy to murder me? Thanks. Now I can sleep at night.
Me: Well, not just you. Anybody.
Dave: Why are we having this conversation?