1. Stop asking everyone to smell everything.
2. Put your swords down now, and eat your cereal!
3.Don’t play with your brother’s chicken!
4. Don’t put the dog in your cereal bowl.
5. Go be a monster someplace else.
6. You don’t throw popcorn at people!
7. Dog food does not go in your ear.
8. Pumpkins are not basketballs.
9. If you want to swing, you have to put your pants on.
10. Get your train off the cat!
Things Only A Parent Would Say
I scare myself sometimes with the things I say to my kids! Lol!
This weekend I said :
Go jump with the dog.
Eat your popcorn quick before your sister does!
Go to bed when you feel like it.
The last one co I was so tired of all the other stuff that needed saying all the time, that I just announced that and went to bed myself!