David: Susie acts like she’s friends with Carrie, but she told me she’s just pretending to be her friend.
Me: Why would Susie pretend to be her friend?
David: She said Carrie hurt her feelings so Susie can’t really be her friend. But she pretends.
Me: Um, OK.
David: Doesn’t make sense does it?
Me: What would you do if Carrie were your friend?
David: I’d just tell her I was mad at her.
Me: Yeah. Maybe Carrie doesn’t know she hurt Susie’s feelings. Or if someone really upset me I might just stay away from them, but I don’t know why you would pretend to be someone’s friend.
David: Yeah, girls are weird.