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Things Only a Parent Would Say Installment no. 5

Posted on February 27, 2012March 11, 2013

1. Stop! We don’t hit people with knives.

2. It’s OK to talk about pooping if you’re actually pooping, but you don’t need to just talk about poop to talk about poop.

3. David, please get out of Wade’s box.

4. David! Stop sitting on Wade’s toilet.

5. David, take the box off Wade’s head.

6. When YOU mess around, somebody else gets hurt!

7. Scissors are not toys!

8. Stop smelling your brother and get in the bathtub!

9. Stop it! You can’t use your brother to play Whack-a-mole.

10. Go shoot your brother.

Things Only A Parent Would Say

Things Only A Parent Would Say – Part 2

Things Only A Parent Would Say – Installment Number 3

Things Only A Parent Would Say – Installment Number 4

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8 thoughts on “Things Only a Parent Would Say Installment no. 5”

  1. Jen (Sticky Note Queen) says:
    February 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    This is such a cute post! I love it! And, thank you for visiting me on my SITS Day! Please, come back anytime!

    Reply
    1. Colleen says:
      February 28, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

      Reply
  2. Debra says:
    February 28, 2012 at 11:00 am

    #2 (literally, and I like how clever you are listing it as such) is a big one in our house with my four year old son and my now all potty-trained 2 year old daughter, but I can certainly relate to all of your lines!

    Reply
    1. Colleen says:
      February 28, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      What is it with the obsession with poop? Even out in public it’s the main topic of conversation lately.

      Reply
  3. Mom says:
    February 28, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    I’m pretty sure I’ve e said some of those things to my 4th boys this year..

    Reply
  4. Shannon Henrici says:
    March 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    LOL – I am still laughing! You are hilarious! I am glad I ran across you blog today. I found you through Blog Commenting Club.

    You are on my must read list now 🙂

    I have one to add to your list –

    Stop biting the dog!

    I am sure you are getting a pretty good impression of what my life is like, just from that one comment 🙂

    Reply
    1. Colleen says:
      March 1, 2012 at 10:07 pm

      Ha! When my son was teething he tried to chew on the cat’s tail a few times. Yuck!

      Reply
  5. Krystle says:
    March 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Too funny! Kids do some crazy things as we all know 🙂

    Reply

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