David: Ewwwwww!
Me: What? (We’re driving through town.)
David: That kid out in his yard. He has his pants pulled down so you can see his underwear!
Me: Oh, yeah. Some boys wear their pants like that, because they think it looks cool.
David: It looks stupid. And I bet when the girls see that they go, “Gross!” He’s not gonna get a girlfriend with his pants like that.