Me: David and Wade, the two of you need to pick up all these toys. Anything I have to pick up I get to keep, and since I don’t play with toys I’ll donate them to Goodwill.
David: What if Wade doesn’t help, and I do all the work for both of us? He still gets to keep his toys even though he didn’t do anything? That’s not fair.
Me: Don’t ever move to a socialist country then. Now, this right here is a dictatorship. I’m the Supreme Empress, and I said pick up the toys.