1. We don’t sit on the cat.
2. We don’t hit the cat with a plastic hammer, because we are pretending he is a drum.
3. We don’t use the cat as a pillow.
4. We don’t try to put our underwear on the cat.
5. We don’t pretend the cat can fly and throw him across the room.
6. We don’t feed the cat graham crackers, fruit snacks or bubble gum.
7. We don’t lick the cat.
8. We don’t lay the cat on top of the sleeping dog because we want them to be friends.
9. We don’t carry the cat up the ladder to the top bunk to see if he will jump off.
10. We don’t give the cat a bath in the toilet.
We don’t throw the cat off the deck to see if she can land on her feet.
We don’t cut the cat’s fur.
We don’t hold the cat like baby and try to feed her kibble.
Ha, ha, ha!! I am laughing out loud reading this! I stopped by from SITS as soon as I saw your title! 🙂
Dreama Patterson once found that her cat was wet after a visit by a little one.
One other thing I would like to express is that in lieu of
trying to accommodate all your online degree training on days of the week that you conclude
work (because most people are worn out when they return),
try to get most of your sessions on the week-ends and only a couple courses for weekdays, even if it means
a little time off your weekend. This pays off because on the week-ends, you will be extra rested and also concentrated for school work.
Thanks a lot for the different tips I have realized from your weblog.