If you send a boy to camp, he probably won’t take a shower.
And if he doesn’t take a shower, he probably won’t change his underwear.
If he doesn’t change his underwear, he probably won’t change his shorts.
Since he didn’t take a shower, he probably won’t remember to brush his teeth either.
He probably will swim in the lake every day, so he’ll think he doesn’t need to take a shower.
After he swims, he’ll probably put the same dirty clothes back on.
If he does put on clean clothes, he’ll probably stuff the dirty clothes in his suitcase with all the other clean clothes, even though he has a dirty clothes bag.
And when he packs to come home, he’ll throw everything, including his wet swim towel and filthy sneakers, on top of all the clean clothes he didn’t wear.
So, you’ll probably have to wash everything in his suitcase anyway.
And you’ll probably make him take a shower when he gets home.
And if he takes a shower, you’ll probably have to remind him to put on clean underwear.
And if he had taken a shower when we were there Sunday, his feet still had camp dirt ground in. Your mother won’t let me challenge the boys to see how long we can go without a shower/bath. Wade did take one Saturday night.