Wade doesn’t like to wear underwear. Going commando is his favorite. One day I asked him if he put on clean underwear, and he said, “I don’t even know if I’m wearing underwear.” Who doesn’t remember if they’re wearing underwear? Because of Wade’s penchant for not wearing skivvies, I often ask if he has them on before we leave the house. Which lead to this conversation yesterday:
“Are you wearing underwear?”
“Why? Where are we going?”
“Church.”
“Do you think Jesus wants me to wear underwear?”
“Yes, I’m sure Jesus wants you to wear underwear.”